Darth Mario T-Shirt in the Wild

This is the first I’ve heard of a spotting of one of the Darth Mario t-shirts I sold a few years ago. I apologize to whoever this was.

“Then around noon, this fat sack of waste wearing a “Darth Mario” T-shirt wanders by thinking that by showing up 1 hour late to this event, somehow he could get to see Miyamoto.”

Insensitive? Yes. Am I still somehow tickled by this? Yes.